Clean & Funny Wedding Toasts by the Famous  

 

 

 

"Toasting" has its roots in France, where the French have a tradition for putting a piece of bread into a champagne filled glass so as to absorb sediments. 

 

Remember that during the wedding toast, the bride and groom are not supposed to raise their glasses during the toast, it's a moment where others raise their glasses to the bridal couple.

 

Weddings are a time for two people to come together in holy matrimony. It is also the time for dear ones to play their role - parents, friends, bridesmaids, the best man, and others. 

 

Make a wedding toast to express your hearty congratulations to the people involved. Given below is list of clean wedding toasts, '2012 Top 10 List of Wedding Toasts' and ten funny wedding toasts by the famous.
 

     

 

Clean Wedding Toasts

  • To the bride - She needs no eulogy - she speaks for herself.
     
  • A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.  Anon
     
  • They do not love that do not show their love - William Shakespeare
     
  • Love is friendship set to music - Anonymous
     
  • To love someone deeply gives you strength.  Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage - Lao Tzu
     
  • Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
     
  • Love is life - Leo Tolstoy
     
  • Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination - Voltaire
     
  • May your love be like the misty rain, gentle coming in but flooding the river - Traditional African proverb
     
  • Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity - Kahlil Gibran
     
  • We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others - Walter Rauschenbusch
     
  • There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved - Georges Sand
     
  • Without love, the world itself would not survive - Lope de Vega
     
  • When love reigns, the impossible may be attained - Indian proverb
    

 

 

heart 2012 Top 10 List of Wedding Toasts

1. Wedding Toast to the Bride and Groom

May we all be invited to tour golden wedding celebrations.
 

2. Wedding Toast to the Bride and Groom
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
 

3. Wedding Toast From the Bride and Groom
May our children be blessed with rich parents!
 

4. Wedding Toast From the Bride to the Groom or From Groom to Bride
I have known many, Liked not a few, Loved only one. I toast to you.
 

5. Wedding Toast From the Bride's Mother to the Groom
To the man who has conquered the bride's heart, and her mother's.
 

6. Wedding Toast to the Bridesmaids
I have a dozen healths to drink to these fair ladies.
 

7. Wedding Toast to the Bride and Groom
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
 

8. Wedding Toast to the Bride and Groom
Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare!
 

9. Wedding Toast to the Bride and Groom
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.
 

10. Wedding Toast to the Bride and Groom
Seek a happy marriage with wholeness of heart, but do not expect to reach the Promised Land without going through some wilderness together. 

 

    

Ten Funny Wedding Toasts by the Famous


You can write the toast yourself, or you can get a book of wedding toasts and then modify one. If you are going to make a funny wedding toast, then it must come from the heart.

Do practice the toast until you can recite it naturally and without hesitation.  Finally, to gain extra confidence find out precisely at what point during the reception you should give the toast.  If in doubt, give it immediately after the blessing.

  1. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
     
  2. In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still continues.  (Helen Rowland)
     
  3. Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
     
  4. By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.  (Socrates)
     
  5. A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
     
  6. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
     
  7. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
     
  8. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all. 
     
  9. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
     
  10. Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. (Goethe) 

 

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